lmao

hiiii : )

2009-03-28T05:51:00.001-07:00

HIIIIII : )
im backzxzxzxzxx! (and a twit now too worh)

2008-11-06T05:39:00.000-08:00

HEY PEOPLE

just now right.
whilst buying food
i was thinking.
i have only three futures ahead of me

first.
it will be that
10 years down the road i shall have depression
but nobody know !
so i suicide and die ._.

second.
I WILL BE A FAMOUS SURGEON
but then i start to turn evil
so i will be rich
and cut dead peoples body part and sell them off
thats how i got rich.
and i will buy a lamboghini and a bungalow with 10 stories(never gona happen)

the last and final one
(my favourite)

as some of u may know
vinod s/o panneer selvan
is the guy who will go to meditate on the himalayas after he shaves his head bald
then he will gain super powers and dominate the world.
i am supposed to be his side kick !!
but come to think of it
i think i will rule the world instead of him
or else everything will be soccer
zomg.

so right
i shall be 1 step ahead of him !
he go meditate one week.
i meditate fifty years
he shave his head bald
i shave everywhere bald ;x
he go to himalayas and meditate without a shirt on
i meditate butt naked !
i confirm more powerful

then we shall fight !
and i shall win
:D

then i shall prolly bomb the whole world starting with
JALAN RUMAH TINGGI !
but the whole singapore gona go down if i bomb there -.-

so ya
i shall try and go meditate(ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)

okay okay
extended curriculum ending soon.
how long have i waited T_T

oh and poa need hand up uss tmr.
gona copy i think.
stupid lor
give us date to hand up all 6 paper
before sch holiday end when its a holiday homework.
and some of them are dates we don't go to school.
how the fuck are we supposed to hand up
stupid poa stupid poa stupid poa.
BUT I WILL GET A DISTINCTION FOR THAT SUBJ NEXT YEAR
WOOHOO !!
i hope ._.
(fantasizes)

okay okay.
imma go offline now.
duty calls ! (sleep)
zai jian ! -.-

2008-10-17T05:47:00.000-07:00

Sometimes, i ask myself.
Why is Vinod so gay ?
HE EVEN CALLED HIMSELF GAY AND SAY HE OWNSELF NO BALLS
zomg.

I think you have some serious mental problem vinod.
seriously.
anyway got back exam results.
didn't expect to pass -.-
but i passed.
and am going to study hard :D

i know some people will be like.
"IT'S ANDRE LEH. CONFIRM FAIL TO STUDY"
or something of that sort.
BUT NO !!!
I WILL STUDY YOU BLOODY FUCKTARDS.
I HOPE YOU GUYS BURN IN HELL
HELL !!!
-.-

ncc walk around the school finding places for night walk
after vinod joined us.
we were scaring ourselves at some parts.
super funny one
we say want scare people
but after we looked inside a storeroom we were like
fuck later we scare ourself only -.-

or we say put a fake dead body on the floor
then they think will have real stuff come out
lol

but was fun la.

and some idiot took my jockey cap never return lor
bastard.

but i forgotten who :3
shall try and not be so forgetful ==

anyway
i want an audio-technica headphone D:
model number ATH-SJ3 or ATH-SJ5
who know where to get them tell me pleasepleaseplease.
i will love you for life.

hahaha show starting
MEMBER?
BYE

2008-10-16T01:32:00.000-07:00

so exams have ended.
there's basically nothing to do other than play.
play and play and play. not to mention eat a lot and gain all that extra pounds
AND U MAY TURN OUT AS FAST AS NORBIT
how cool :3

the weather is fugging hot la.
even though it's the raining season.
and so more lame jokes have came up from stupid people.
like when i say.
"wa fucking hot siol"
some gung ho will say
"sorry.I try to cool down"
or
"sorry but I need to be here"
OR
"I'M HERE WHAT ?!"(gaynod.)

no names mentioned.
gaynod is not a name.
(it's a nickname)

oh yeah.
those from my school would know our all so inspired vice principal singh.
who disagrees that he is :
1.easily inspired.
2.a race that is not Chinese (not racist.)
3.a global citizen(refer to his last speech on Wednesday about china boy)
omg la.
spare us the torture ?

and he doesn't have to report every stupid thing he was inspired from to us right.

oh and was irritated today.
stupid people keep calling me today during class.
shan't mention any names -.-

P.O.A. got me traumatized.
i was so blur when i got out even i don't know what i was talking about.

oh and this is for the spammers.
i welcome you with open arms.
spam as much as you want.
it's quite entertaining you know.
as i have never had spammers until now.
and I'm writing this not to piss anybody off or whatsoever
just do what you want.
I'll try and reply =l

I'm off to do stuff !
bye :3

2008-10-01T04:54:00.000-07:00

so ya.
i've been watching shaman king x.x
exams are coming. sigh.

i have nothing to blog about
=l

songs songs :O !

this song is for nicolene and mei ee ;O
somehow i think it suits both of you:D

it's she will be loved by maroon 5 :O

Beauty queen of only eighteen
She had some trouble with herself
He was always there to help her
She always belonged to someone else

I drove for miles and miles
And wound up at your door
I've had you so many times but somehow
I want more

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
She will be loved

Tap on my window knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful
I know I tend to get so insecure
It doesn't matter anymore

It's not always rainbows and butterflies
It's compromise that moves us along, yeah
My heart is full and my door's always open
You can come anytime you want

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved

I know where you hide
Alone in your car
Know all of the things that make you who you are
I know that goodbye means nothing at all
Comes back and begs me to catch her every time she falls

Tap on my window knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved

[in the background]
Please don't try so hard to say goodbye
Please don't try so hard to say goodbye

Yeah
[softly]
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain

Try so hard to say goodbye

oh and a song for myself :O
it suits me perfectly :S

it's by nine inch nails.
everday is exactly the same

I believe I can see the future
Cause I repeat the same routine
I think I used to have a purpose
But then again
That might have been a dream
I think I used to have a voice
Now I never make a sound
I just do what I've been told
I really don't want them to come around

Oh, no

[Chorus:]
Every day is exactly the same
Every day is exactly the same
There is no love here and there is no pain
Every day is exactly the same

I can feel their eyes are watching
In case I lose myself again
Sometimes I think I'm happy here
Sometimes, yet I still pretend
I can't remember how this got started
But I can tell you exactly how it will end

[Chorus]

I'm writing on a little piece of paper
I'm hoping someday you might find
Well I'll hide it behind something
They won't look behind
I'm still inside here
A little bit comes bleeding through
I wish this could have been any other way
But I just don't know, I don't know what else I can do

[Chorus x2]

good luck for exams ppl :D

2008-09-26T00:38:00.000-07:00

i have not blogged for god knows how long (amen.)
but some stuff have been happening for god knows why (amen.)
some funny stuff.

BUT
i forgot =.=
lmfao.

i just watched mama mia ystd =.=
good stuff.
i want watch again ;x

oh oh and went evelyn's bday
less than 20 ppl go =l
me and jocelyn went around taking stupid photos
BUT IM NOT GONNA POST THEM !
MWAHAHAHAGAGA =.=

and we went west coast park
recently...
dont have the pyramid
BUT STILL HEN FUN
and i control the sun :3

i wish it would snow in singapore :O
how great it would be .
*fantasizes

2008-08-17T05:44:00.000-07:00

yoyoyo

recap of what i did
blog fast offline fast
online only ppl bin chao chao
knn.

fucking irritating dont u think ?
when can only online 3 days a week
and u can't even online longer ?
wtf pls.

anw recap of wad i did past few weeks
i ate
turtle stew !!! and crocodile meat.
delicious yo.

and i found out my bio marks for term 2 and 3 win wailoong and vinod
I OWNED YOU TWO SHUT UP ABOUT RESPIRATION.
win me one test than v happy lo f3

anw ms chan treated us pizza !!!!
got 3 types.
i ate 7 slices and two chicken drumstick tyvm

anw
i shall just talk about stuff that happened yesterday
super funny stuff.
i went out of house
reach doughby ghaut.
wailoong sms me
:swimming canceled. raining.
i was like
knn fuck u im out of house -_-
than he say see 4pm got rain anot first.

so i headed to my mum's salon.
posh studios
==
my friends get 50% off !!!
if u want tell me lol.

okay so i was waiting to cut hair
than my mom ask me help buy magazine's for the salon
every month change

she asked me to buy FHM
i was like wth ._.

anw
went there
needed to get 5 magazines
only have 2
so didnt buy any
went back
wailoong call
went toa payoh
called germaine and asked how to go toa payoh library
shitty place -.-
always get lost when i go there
but im the first one to reach !
lalala~

walked over to swimming complex
wailoong learnt to tread water
than we did alot of stupid stuff
me and mr wong swam under water all the way to the other side(horizontally of course)
and wai loong only can stand at the other side and gave the
wtf sign -.-

loser ! :D

and me and mr wong did flips in the water
wai loong cant even do hand stand.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

than there was this
super cute boy
super small size
swim super cute.
see already keep laughing.

and wai loong lent my goggles.
starting still say dont need la dont need
in the end i lend him ownself never wear.
AND HE HOR
DONO HOW SWIM !
SWIM HALFWAY = MY FULL LAP
THAN HE WILL ASK ME GO TO HIS THERE -.-

than all 3 of us nv bring shampoo
cause we thought each other would bring
than mr wong found a clear man anti dandruff LOL
the one that rain do the advertisement one.
still got some
he go use and throw into our cubicle
but me and wailoong nv use.
i came to the theory that ppl pcc on it -.-

ok after that went to eat botak jones.
met up with junde dyan and chee kit

super nice
400g beef steak.
normally i just eat 300g.
SUPER BIG PLS 400G
two slabs of steak.
with alot of fries.
than the stupid jun de dyan and chee kit
all order large fish and chips
than still order 3 pizza -.-
obviously cannot finish 1 pizza
so only wai loong ate the least.
200g steak -.-
but most ex one.

than there was 18 chicken wings
and jalepeno.
dyan chee kit and dyan couldnt finish their stuff.
damn funny.
than mr wong ordered beer.
upload photo later.
and he went pang sai
so when the beer came
we passed it around two rounds
when he came back
all gone

chee kit and jun de drink the most -.-
than whilst walking to mrt station we talked about games.
than in the mrt after wai loong left
chee kit became very lame
he go tell jun de
eh on ur blue tooth i send u one song by chris brown called ahpunehneh
jitao laugh
jun de still go accept
than put loud speaker when got one indian there -.-
than after that
chee kit go send him something titled chris brown - wall to wall
than jun de suddenly laugh
and let me listen
is one baby voice saying knn cb -.-

damn funny one.
okay okay
gtg liao.
byebye

2008-07-26T16:29:00.000-07:00

okayokay im blogging -_-
haven't been blogging for like what.3 weeks ?

alot of stuff happened
some traumatising some funny some stupid

after speech day nothing to do
so we went mac !

after eating i felt the urge to pee
so as i walked to the toilet
i washed my hands
i pushed the toilet door
it opened.
notice this "it opened"
i walked in a step
AND I FOUND ONE FAT OLD BITCH PEEING

i ran out of the toilet and heard her cursing me.
was very traumatized.
-VERY-

like who go toilet without locking the door -_-

somemore the toilet for both sexes.

okay than tuesday we went to discovery centre for some
racial harmony crap
wee leong and evelyn's boat sank xP

i saw wei bin
and i ate pizza !
lol -.-

did some stupid stuff and ruined a good photo
with our class chairman and vice chair.
i ruined it by doing something stupid just as i walked in
the exhibit after drinking the water cooler
lol -.-

shall upload the pict when miss chow send to wailoong
which will than send to me
than i shall update
;x

and i'm like listening to techno now
yesterday went out
wanted to play lan
but never
knn -.-

all bernard fault ;x

finally this is the day i never go out and rest at home for the week
i feel so relaxedddddddddddddddddddddddd

okay not really.

i need to hit a certain lvl of gaming first;x

but fucking gunbound patch very long !
45 min already still stuck at 82% wont move
xia jian.
RAWR !

screw life.

2008-07-05T00:08:00.000-07:00

hahahahaaha
hi.
decided to blog today since yada yada yada :O

two weeks never blog. i forgotten most of the things that happened already.

mostly stupid stuff id done by the one and only vinod s/o paneer selvan.

last saturday. or was it sunday.
one of the weekends la aiya -.-
went bunk find miss ho pei ling :O
watch her play comp.
okay not really i was playing psp -.-
than after that go buy ticket watch kung fu panda like finally -.-ll

my eyes were burnt from the awesomeness ;x
hahahahahaha

okay than uh ate like kfc.
the stupid new twister crap thing
is so small la.
dick sized shit -.-

plus bandito nicer.

than uh.
for a few days nothing much really happened.
quite boring lor.
all i ever did when i got home these few days was sleep.
and sleep and sleep and sleep
and wake up at 8 watch friends and do homework and sleep.

and tuesday whilst i was doing homework
suddenly i broke down ._.
don't ask why.

and than yesterday
wanted to go bhss find leela all those teacher
than the stupid charmaine mei got out of school
than ask me dont go
fag.

than uh she tell me faster faster go united square mac find them
i reach there
nobody there !
than she call and say she waiting at taxi stand
i go up
she not there !
than i call her
and she say novena -.-
knn.

than in the end they came over to macs at united to see me eat -_-

talked for quite awhile
than uh go home.
oh btw sry pei ling
say meet u but never :O

than hor the charmaine mei
sibei guai lan i tell you -_-
she suddenly come ask me want go back bh anot.
stares at her*

but never la
than i took 139 home
i got on the bus only
on music
sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep
30-40 mins later i woke up.
still at boon keng
nnb -.-
plaza sing also haven't reach
and my arse was hurting already -_-

i reach home
bathe
and sleep sleep sleep
than wake up online ! :D

btw i made a new dog tag.
which i think is quite cool la.
but it's crude
the front has my name.
the back has three words.
Dick
Slut
Whore

:O
very crude.
the auntie see what i want
she stun -.-

anyway
i'm going to end my post with two quite funny stuff
found in yahoo's news column
check it out :
TRANSGENDER MAN GIVING BIRTH

and watermelon viagra effect !!

hahaha
super funny shit
okay bye :D

2008-06-19T18:25:00.000-07:00

lmao.
long time no blog D:
cause i'm lazy !
as usual.

i shall start blogging from saturday D:

saturday was boring at first.
than it got interesting.
like step mum move out of house
and i ask jocelyn tan go vivo interesting.

ate pastamania at harbor front.
was late .
than went vivo wanted to catch the happening.
than no ticket D:
so we bought webcam than she go shopping
than i go find bernard they all at safra.

i reach there saw bernard win joey father and joey -_-

than went arcade
just nice rayner they all want to go alrdy.
but joey want play para para.
than aaron extra extra go say want play also.
than right he supposed to play first
so joey put the coin in
he never play -_-

than got this super ghey yan girl
around age 10 ?
suddenly say
aiya i play la !
than she go up play -_-
we don't even know here please.

and than second round ben go play.
than the girl pwned aaron !!
keep scolding him lor
very funny !
than the ben dance alot action one.
totally lmao.

than one round the girl go up play
play halfway dono why got off the playing platform
than ben over they
eheheh !!
than run up the thing and play again -_-

than the girl keep scolding aaron
say what
i this xiao mei mei also play
you so big still need me help you play !
than keep scold.
than it's like nobody ask her go play lo
dont even know her
ani xl.

grow up = pu bor

after that went market with nard.
saw quite alot of ppl i knw
saw sec2 tricia. saw zina saw seow wei -_-

than eat liao home.
okay time skip to thursday.
woke up by cheyenne only to find out i had to be at esplanade to do hmwk -_-

lameeeeeeee

i reach there i made them go eat lunch and watch get smart ;x
in the end i never study
mwahahahaha !!

i ate some beef ramen.
quite nice pls D:
but than too much vege -_-

i hate vege -_-

and vinod was being very lame that day !
keep saying shit lame stuff

i shan't state them cause im lazy -_-

after that went in cinema watch get smart.
it's awesome okay !
go watch !!

very funny movie.

wanted to watch zohan.
but it was nc 16 D:

than went home
and on the bus vinod did another lame thing
which i shall not state too.

reach home only to see tan han zhong !
my stupid cousin !!
played chinese chess with him >.>

than he go study and i played maple private server -_-

after that go down eat
some mushroom omelette wrapped around rice stuff.
quite nice.but abit too salty D:

than i still go buy one hokkien mee.
btw the rice was quite a big portion ._.

than i eat finish come home watch teevee !
and i felt something funny in my stomach -_-
rawr !
stupid hokkien mee and rice D:

okay i shall stop blogging now.
oh and welcome back from malaysia pearlyn yongggggggggggggggg

2008-06-12T23:47:00.001-07:00

somebody save me -_-

2008-06-12T06:17:00.000-07:00

okay. so like interesting day.
woked up when out waited for bryan.
ask him bathe first he don't want
i reach his house he brush teeth just come out -.-

than went eat
than set off !
to yio chu kang !
find my mum.
helped her to unpack and move stuff + clean toilet.

lol

starting i called her when we reached the mrt station.
i asked.
what block
than she said 646.
i heard 629
i told bryan 629
he heard 632
=.=ll

so we were blur la
than i called my mum again.
what block ah ?
646.
me and bryan : ohhhhhhhh

and bryan is like searching for every block number -_-
v funny.

so when we reached
the first task was to clean toilet !!
kept laughing in the toilet please.
me and bryan couldnt reach ceiling
so we resorted to throwing the cloths ;x

BRYAN CLEANED THE TOILET BOWL !!
very funny.
he was un willing.
and i kept spraying water on him ;x
next was
cleaning the kitchen.

also very funny.
bryan can be a maid :D

than when the tv came.
we watched kids central ;x
pokemon !!!
lol.
funny shit

and we reminisced our pri sch times.
:O

so miss them pls.

oh
and bryan is a big perv if u guys dont know.
he takes note of times that most chio bu will
wait for buses at tiong bus stop.
PERV !

k i dono what to blog alrdy
bye

2008-06-11T04:17:00.000-07:00

Uh.
Got nothing to blog ._.
Rotted like the whole day.
GunBound.Dota.AND MY RAKION UNINSTALLED ITSELF FUCK !
bullshit man.
just when i felt i wanted to rak D:
anyway =l downloading it again.

and i want to say that dotty sucks.
call him + msg him
3 hours ago and still no reply D:
call him no pick up.
i think he got raped.
or robbed.
or he lost his phone.
Personally i would like the reason that he got raped.

all is well but well is not all.

Guess who's back, back again
Andre's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back.

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.

this is all random.

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

MAY GOD PRAISE THE ALLAH ! AHMITUOFUO !

-_-
i think one of my teeth is gona drop.
no idea why
i thought all drop finish alr !
diediedie -_-
hurts like hell =l
and my stomach got problem alrdy.
i keep going toilet D:

hum dee dum dee dhum.
i shall go chat with ppl on msn
i shall end this post with another happy note. :D
dotty sucks _|_

2008-06-06T00:07:00.000-07:00

Like i'm back from Pahang yo !
and my uncle and my father's friend pissed me off first thing in the morning !
fantastic. -.-

anyway.
woke up late.
At like 5.55
Was supposed to meet Vinod at that time
than take kathi's father van to school.
so i rushed out of house.
without pee-ing -_-

so when i reached the bus stop
i was like in the need to pee mood.
and vinod didn't let me go to the toilet
cause kathiresh was reaching already
that was what he said la
than
3 mins later
he come tell me
actually they 5 min more than they come
i was like
FUCK YOU
I PEE NEED 5 MIN AH
-.-

than i wanted to walk over to the kopitiam
in the very groggy kind of pace
than he pushed me to run
than i still v groggy
so run run run
than nv see got ledge
last min see jump fell down roll on floor almost got hit by car -_-
knee both bleed
right elbow bleed.
and than the uncles that were drinking at the kopitiam was like
boy you okay anot
than in still a very groggy mode
i was like
yea -_-
and didnt realise what has happened
until i peed and went back to vinod there.

than after that
i was like
5 mins lor
after 5 min still haven't come
i have half a mind to kick you in the nuts vinod.
than here comes the funny part.
he simply replies
"i don't have balls what ?!"
WTH !!
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

TOTALLY LMAO

okay than after that went school
filled in forms and such
than we were on our way there !
nothing much happened on bus
wai loong they all watching some private stuff.
i fell asleep -_-

so we like stopped at yong peng
and than one hour plus later
reached some chalet for lunch
the food was quite nice.
and they gave us some
green coloured skin oranges.

wai loong collected alot of them
like 20-30 plus to eat on the way there
and at night if we hungry
but we ate none
i shall get back to the oranges later

so we reached the dusun eco resort at night
we had to wash our own plates and such after every meal
but the food was sup nice pls
nicer than sg camps one.

btw the resort is on top of a hill
and just beside a jungle.

so we got into our bunks
and shuaib was being very funny
cause ppl kept running outside our bunk
and knocking against the door
than we kept shouting
OIE
SHUT UP LA
PPL SLEEPING RIGHT
but we were all laughing and talking inside.
and irrfan and wai loong kept scolding each other -_-
god knows why.

after that.
we went for night walk jungle trekking
we had to walk through the forest
up the mountain and down again
and it was raining too.
which makes it hard to walk and such

so we walked and walked
vinod and wai loong was behind me.
they kept falling down
and we were walking in a single file mah
so its like
we must past messages telling got hole
or got tree overhead bend down and walk like that.
so got one of them is
very slippery mud.
than vinod was like being very stupid and said
"It's slippery ! Like so slippery la !"
and the next moment he fell down and slided past me
i was like laughing and laughing la

say until like very slippery.
ownself fall down -_-

after that got one place
must climb down
using the roots all those
than need to climb down using a root mah
so vinod didnt know how
so he was stuck there for quite some time
and must hold on to the bamboo.
i kept laughing at him.

so when finally he went down
all of us were gone
cause after that part
was a river
must run across
after that walk under a house
and than finish
vinod told us after he finish
that he sat on the tree trunk and slided his ass across the river
i was like
LOL

than bathe and washed up
nights out
wai loong kept sneezing every few seconds
and me and irrfan kept laughing.

there was this very cute cat
around our bunks.
hamzah named it Furhannah or something.

it was very cute pls <3
than mr wong want all of us to go swimming pool
but it was a prank
me and shuaib got pushed into the pool -_-

those haven't bathe one lucky
cause they won't push
AND LUCKY I JUST NICE CHANGE TO SLIPPER
walao -_-
or else my shoe wet again
very hard dry lor D:

i watched them play captain ball
didnt join in because of knee and the elbow pain.

mr wong kept playing cheat.
LOL
keep pushing benz into the water all that

after that i went bathe
benz and me same cubical
cause alot ppl bathing
than he very funny lor
cause both of us scared cold water.

than went i went in the water
the water will splash until him
than he will be like
CHEE BYE
DONT SPLASH ME LEH
than we laugh laugh laugh.

went i went out of the toilet
i saw furhannah jumping and trying to catch butterfly.
very cute please.

after that
dinner
buffet <3
i got extra food because i waited for the food to come
and couldnt eat cause i was last guy to take the food

than next day pt
pack up go on bus and home
chicken buffet for lunch
ate quite little cause sian of all the same flavour
than went malacca
mr wong was like
" i feel like a cheap tourist, no money go other country come malaysia take photo"
lol
played gullotine on the way there.
easy game
only thing to do is chop heads -_-

bought a necklace with a ring
quite nice
10 ringgit.
only thing i spent -_-
after that went to yong peng.
mr wong treated us to icecream
than kathiresh learnt dai ti and we played all the way.
okay pics ! :D
one is me and one is kenny from south park !
woohoo !

oh and in the memory of those bitten by leeches
"kathiresh,shuaib,and other ppl"
they haven't died though.
DAMN ! ;x
just kidding.

OMG YOU KILLED KENNY ! YOU BASTARDS !
haha bye :D

2008-05-31T05:44:00.000-07:00

I'm here. lazy to blog.

Am going to make it snappy and skip all the way to the wedding dinner last night !!
oh btw i watched narnia ;x
quite nice movie should watch.
and i saw dmc 4 man
super nice graphics
<3P.S. 3 ;x

lawl sorry.
A.D.D. kicked in now back to the wedding dinner
oh ya btw !! there is PINK fbt according to weiru jie :O
pink worhzx

okay back to the topic
i swear i won't change topic again.
(i killed two mosquitoes ystd night fyi)
the wedding dinner was boring me at first
(lack of food and drinks cause of old waiter/ waitresses i guess)
it took them like what
1 hour to notice our glasses are empty ?

those funny uncle and aunties sitting at our table was
auntie sabrina.
uncle michael

they are super funny i swear.
i shall leave out the uncle and aunties to make life easier for me.
the michael was like showing off his new phone.
i think it was a cyber shot phone if i'm not wrong.
didn't really catch how it looked like.
and the flash like was super power please.
it's like a spot light la.
BUT
being old and all
he did not know how to bluetooth ;x

he was trying to figure out how to bluetooth for half an hour lor !!
very funny
and he started taking photographs with everyone.

than one uncle called william
took the door gift of those who were late mah
michael also did.
than when two of the aunties (jen and some auntie i don't know her name.lets call her 1)
came they were like scolding them or smth la
in a very funny manner
shall not elaborate.

than the william and michael is gay what
thats what to expect in salons.

than the bride
asked them to be the jie mei at first
but michael and william couldn't get leave or something
so couldn't make it lo.
and for those who do not know what a jie mei is
it is those people that di siao the husband when going to fetch the wife one
collect money la
ask them do thing than can go in that type.

so when going yum seng right
the stupid emcee never ask us stand up
so everybody was like sitting down
than ask ppl go up for yum seng party what
so the bride was like
michael and william sisters please come up on stage
than the sabrina was like making funo f them la obviously.
than kept laughing at them

than you know yum seng the last one very long right
will go something like yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu x10 mins than seng right
so got this guy
dont have any idea who it is
suddenly shout seng very loud
but than the party still haven't stop !!
than that guy shout again louder " SENG !!!!!!"
than they stop lol.

than the jen used her phone so they started taking photo's with her phone
and michael just nice sent the photo she took with sabrina to her.
than after that the sabrina was like
you stupid la you
take photo also take rotated one
wa very funny !!
than after using jen's phone
they realised the picture was very nice
so sabrina was like
michael come take photo with her phone !!
than michael was like "why ? use my phone la. easier don't need send so many times"
than sabrina was like "you stupid la you, your phone take picture not nice"
than michael was like"fuck you "

after that their boss walked over mah
so they were like saying he very handsome all
and sabrina know alot of the boss's dark secrets
so the boss never talk to her or smth la.
than they started saying he 50 / 45 / 60 years old -_-
and than michael suddenly ask sabrina
"how old are you ah ?"
she replied
"16. still a virgin ! "
totally lmao lor
she's like 3x 4x please.

than there's this dish thats chicken with crackers la
than sabrina malay what
cannot eat chicken.
so michael was like
take up the chicken backside
and give her
than sabrina was like
"CHEE BYE"

than everybody laughed.
after that eat eat eat
got chicken head
sabrina give michael
than she was like
got ass got head
good for you
lol.

after that the 1 asked if they want go china
cause she from china what
than michael , william and my mum decided to go at october.
and sabrina was like
EH !!
YOU ALL GO CHINA AH !
GO FIND LAWYER WRITE WILL FIRST
PUT IN MY NAME !!!
YOU PUT YOUR BOYFRIEND GIRL FRIEND NAME I DON'T CARE!
JUST PUT IN MY NAME !!

than everybody was like laughing again la
than when discussing which part of china to go
she was like listing all the earthquake areas.

than you know wedding dinner got feedback form ?
have feedback form nevermind leh
they give sabrina write
which was totally roflmao

she go write
okay la.
but all the waiter / waitresses very old.

WTH LOR !!
wa very funny

soon while going home
went to lobby
got this three bar people dancing
girls la duh
and singing
performing.
than they were like
MICHAEL !! WILLIAM !!
GO DANCE !!!
(cus they gay mah)
than michael was like
eh steady la !
william and me do the (gives super act cute shit)
and sabrina you sing
than sabrina was like
go and die la

after that went home lo
missed a bus D:

oh and we found out that wai loong has penial envy
the only long dick he can ever rub is somebody else's
LOL

oh and i slept in a subway
at the entrance.
like really slept.
cheyenne has the photo
but she haven't be online
so she haven't sent me
will be uploading someother time.
bye yo

cheyenne just came online
here's the pic. :D

rock-a-by Andre
on the sofa.
when the air con blows
the andre sleeps on.
:D

2008-05-28T17:23:00.000-07:00

http://www.razerzone.com/p-90-razer-mako-21-advanced-desktop-audio.aspx
imma buy this mako stereo to blast music man
that'll teach my dad to move the comp outside

rah. i've been eating alot
for breakfast ystd i had big breakfast with sausage mc muffin with egg.
rawr D:
did alot of crap at macs
they were like joking non-stop la
and wai loong was like the main cause of our jokes i guess.
keep saying stupid stuff.

than went to poa
was late duh
paid money -_-
after like 1 hour
went down for ncc briefing :O

pangseh the rest of the poa ppl (points and laugh)
was quite a boring briefing lo
but mr wong kept making us laugh.
cause the packing list said bring swiming trunks what
than we ask have swimming activity meh
or can we swim in the resort
than he was like don't swim cause it's near the forest
sure have leeches.
than he started saying what
later the leech go on our wee wee
than he'll laugh very loud first
and take a picture of it
LOL

and he said alot of lame stuff la
than after that he told us about the leeches
what saliva got don't know anti what la
disables our cells that patches back our skin one
so we will be bleeding for quite a few hours before it stops.

after that was au wai loong
he kept disturbing the sec 1 guy in front lo
go take his comb la
keep kick his chair la

was a darn fucker la him ;x

than vinod came.
he didn't go for poa cus he has "high feeber"
but he came for briefing.
when he came he sat behind mr wong.
than he was like
you feeber ah
pls move to the other side
and he said what
only we guys can be sick
beautiful ppl like him cannot
lol

oh did i mention
CHEYENNE WAN
is a whore.

bleedy hell
ask her go out don't want
than in the end went out with Joel without telling any of us lor

anyway i think imma get cancer.
cause ystd i did alot of passive smoking -_-
was at coffee club with mum after searching for gloves.
alot of ppl smoking lor
and i ate like seafood lagsana and caborana
lol
see, i eat alot =.=

reached home at like what
11 ?
came online for a min to see who was online and i went to bed.
and i'm seriously hungry now
crap -_-

imma meet weiru jie later :O
watch muvee

to end of this post
trainne's anybody ?
http://profiles.friendster.com/51478588
oh and mr wong's warning
do not open with an open stomach
TRANVESTITES FOR THE WIN LOL !!!

2008-05-27T05:59:00.000-07:00

okay i think mr ngian actually has a kind side to him
either that or he thinks 5 push up is super hard lol.

cause wednesday poa remedial
than i don't know how ans question
he let me choose 5 push ups or one buck
i was like
5 PUSH UPS DUH

starting i stun lor
than when i down already he ask
if i'm from ncc
than ppl say yes la obviously =.=
and say i sergeant somemore.
than he say what
sergeant should do 50
i was like
WHAT ?!

and than he say continue do 5 so i did lo ._.

after that like 11.30
wailoong ask
can have break not
cause 4 hours very cham leh poa.
and it started from 9
and mr ngian was like
do you want to be broken ?
than me wee leong all laugh la obviously
than he said that
going to finish already
than we were over the moon la
cause supposed to be 4 hours

and than the stupid mr ngian on air con
15 degree 16 degree.
all freezing inside lor wth.
than we like ask each other to tell mr ngian to lower temp
than at last freddy told him
than ngian just nodded his head
and did NOTHING.

than we were like
wth ?
lol

but in the end freddy go off all the air con
everybody inside was like
woooo !!!

mei ee was super pissed in the morning when we met for macs
cause it was panties idea to go
than leo overslept
than panties said need go operate cus ulcer got swollen ? ._.

dont know but it was very funny.
than mei ee angry
is also very funny !
lol i dont know why
i kept laughing and could not console her =.=
sorry :D

today rayner dua me
dua means lie for those noobs.

he ask me go watch movie
in the end sit down at kopitiam and eat only
_|_

when jani house after and homed
nothing to do now
i want eat something
hungry
rawr !

[陈汉威/Andre] says:
ASK THE WAN
[陈汉威/Andre] says:
SHE GONA STOP BLEEDING TMR SO YA !
cheyenneeee.. i currently can't explain my mood/ says:
=.=
cheyenneeee.. i currently can't explain my mood/ says:
wtf..
cheyenneeee.. i currently can't explain my mood/ says:
=.=

hahahaha funny convo
bai yo

2008-05-24T07:15:00.000-07:00

i've decided to blog
after sarah wanted me to blog
as u can read in my tag box.

it's just 5 days people niam liao =.=
anyway
sec 3 camp was
not as fun as i expected.
the only thing i enjoyed was
CHALLENGE POLE

ivan and daniel chye went first.
ivan caught it
the instrutor say if want jump must say i want to jump
than ivan was like
i want to live !!
after that they 1 2 3
daniel jump ivan still there
damn funny
than ivan jumped and caught it
daniel missed =l

it's this pole
which you have to climb up.
it's like four storeys high.
so people like me climb up first
and sit on top of the pole
than second timer for my first time climbing was kenny
kenny climbed up
than we had to balance on this plank thing
and jump off it to catch a bar we 1 2 3 and than jumped
together
i caught it(obviously) ;x

and than i went on the second time with wai loong
and legs shake like really shake
even though it was the second time
still will shake
than the whole pole was shaking when wailoong climbing up
i was like
fuck
faster !!

than he climb up but he duno how go on top of the plank
so not flexible.
and i refused to stand on the plank alone to let him go up ;x
anyway at last he got up
and we both caught the bar
and dropped down
and i tell you
you go more times
your balls will become balls of steel lor
wth the harness will injure your balls =.=

oh and i learnt something
never let girls go first.
they climb up = 20 min
they stand up there and scream = 30 min
than they jump
stupid ppl =.=

oh and vinod sucked
he shouted 3/4 pa buey tou
only to embarass himself and let me laugh at him
by not catching the bar
LOSER !

the first night was terror i tell you.
cause of shahul
the yun kai took his bed
and than he come share bed with me
cause vinod go join our beds together
than shahul sleep towards my side cause got this wooden plank between
than at like 2 am
i was woken up
his whole body move to my side lor
i was like
wtf ?!

than got dog howling all those
super scary
than i keep pushing his head away
BUT HE COME BACK MORE !
WTH !!

than got one time
he suddenly move his body up
scratch his chin
and went back to the position
I THOUGHT HE WOKE UP AND MOVE BACK LOR
WTH

i was damn pissed
so i just punch him once and he woke up and move back to the other side
and i slept happily =.=ll
seriously lor
he took my whole pillow and i had like what
one cubic cm of space of the pillow _|_

before we sleep also damn funny
he dont let us lseep
he was fucking noisy and he throw the sleeping bag he used as pillow at wai loong
which was sleeping across us
than they throw at each other
damn funny

than he keep talking about sex and stuff
and call me darling
i was like
fuck off shahul
than he will say
later la
do it in my ass okay
how many baby you want

than me and vinod just laugh lor =.=

the second night
dono what happening
very tired
but i know mr teo bang the door v hard
cus dono who lock door ._.
than after that he go
someone was like
lets do one more cheer before sleeping !!

anyway
the food there was
horrific.
it's like 1/5 of what i normally eat lor
starving like no mom =.=

and one of the instructors called menando
who took over odie (our personal instructor)
when he went to sp for exam
he damn funny one
cause we went to the goat farm
than will past by dragonfruit first mah
so we went to the goat farm first
got this dog
keep barking
than he very tired
than he from far he shout
OIE KP LA !
than kenny point middle finger at the dog

damn funny
than we found out that the farm was closed D:
no milk T-T

menando was like
"eh why dont we just run back la still need find dragon fruit farm"
than we were like
huh ?!
it's just here what !
than he was like
HUH
REALLY AH

walao instructor also dont know =.=

but it was very funny
than i played table soccer with dominic at the fruit farm
1-0 i own baby ! ;x

oh and menando taught us a cheer
for the expedition
for points one
the cheer was super suck up one lor

the camp chief was called ismail
than he taught us this cheer
it goes something like this...
mail you so cute you look like wah ! (than menando give the super act cute shocked look)
mail you so hot you look like wooooo !!(give the super kana seducted look)
mail we need you
mail we love you
m a i l MAIL !!

than he was like telling us must give those looks
damn funny
than we did it lor

was very happy when reach home.
kept finding food to eat.

and online and play game.
today report card
i actually passed maths leh ._.
didnt know lor lol =.=

but quite bad lah my results =l
oh well.
and i thought i last in class lor
but NO !
mwahahahaha ;x

was rank 26 =.=ll

moo is gona kill me
oh did i say kill.
i meant murder.

(9:27 PM) moo™:	note to self: kill andre in pahang... make it look like an accident

this was what he told me lol

than went to mos burger and ate
and this pic is for leo
BEAT THAT YO !!

im thinking of taking up dota =l
ask jerrold tan to teach me =l

and i shall play lots of hero siege :D
if he tells me where to dl garema =.=ll
sian

i missed the american idol finals T_T
so sad la
and cook won
uber

oh and the camp chief supported man u
and the rest of the instructor supported chelsea
and chelsea lost
so the instructor was like
BECAUSE OF CHELSEA LOSING
ALL OF YOU SHALL SUFFER !

lol damn funny

anyway im gona go bed now
nights yo

2008-05-19T06:06:00.000-07:00

okay.

this is a chat between me and au wai loong

the relay system didn't work with kenny

cause his number cannot go through

and this here is the convo....

[/Andre] says:
keny
[/Andre] says:
cannot get through
[/Andre] says:
==
au wai loong is aden(pi) e70 a60 --> e73 says:
okokoko
au wai loong is aden(pi) e70 a60 --> e73 says:
i go fuck him tml
[/Andre] says:
okay
[/Andre] says:
looking foward to it
au wai loong is aden(pi) e70 a60 --> e73 says:
i wont wear condom for more entertainment
au wai loong is aden(pi) e70 a60 --> e73 says:
and im bringing HD cam
[/Andre] says:
this chunk of thing is gona go on my blog
[/Andre] says:
say hi
au wai loong is aden(pi) e70 a60 --> e73 says:
hi

you guys must be thinking.

okay.....

ya thats what i was thinking lol.

anyway

past three days

was at jerrold tan jun xian's house

he's my cousin

my mum staying there cause house renovating

we had a movie marathon

all the comedy movies all watch

and play game

he taught me how dota ._.

and hero siege =l

and i ate alot

that is the life man

eat and eat and eat and sleep and play and watch tv and eat.

anyway

im gona a show you a picture

CUTE RIGHT !!

kenneth says my face looks like a pomelo !

well fuck you !

it's cute

you're just jealous yo.

and he thinks im still using the old blog.

and i told him a line that mr ngian has taught me

we must update and upgrade ourselves

(sure make mr ngian proud !!)

okay i feel very lame today lmao

but i'll take the compliment from kenneth of having a nice url

*gives super ah lian twist

oh ya

and kenneth thinks that

you know the game uno on msn ?

when you shout uno

got this woman high pitch voice thing shout uno

than he thinks the voice is gay

and so now he thinks uno is a gay word LOL

anyway

to end this post

i present this song to you.

heaven - bryan adams

Oh - thinkin' about all our younger years

There was only you and me

We were young and wild and free

Now nothin' can take you away from me

We bin down that road before

But that's over now

You keep me comin' back for more

Baby you're all that I want

When you're lyin' here in my arms

I'm findin' it hard to believe

We're in heaven

And love is all that I need

And I found it there in your heart

It isn't too hard to see

We're in heaven

Oh - once in your life you find someone

Who will turn your world around

Bring you up when you're feelin' down

Ya - nothin' could change what you mean to me

Oh there's lots that I could say

But just hold me now

Cause our love will light the way N' baby you're all that I want

When you're lyin' here in my arms I

'm findin' it hard to believe

We're in heaven

And love is all that I need

And I found it there in your heart

It isn't too hard to see

We're in heaven

I've bin waitin' for so long

For something to arrive

For love to come along

Now our dreams are comin' true

Through the good times and the bad

Ya - I'll be standin' there by you

2008-05-16T02:12:00.000-07:00

i am watching anime now.
shall blog later after finish like what
3 anime's ?
brb yo

okay im back but im going off again. buy food very hungry
even though just ate myojo
like that thing will make me full. false hope
and my dad kped when he found out i ate in the room
i just walk out of my room take water
come back sit down watch anime
LOL
okay brb again !

lol okay done
and i ate in the room again
lmao.
past two days was sort of fun
i got highest for english summary in the nerd class !
all hail andre ._.

only failed maths and poa
i guess the rest all pass already lorzxzxzx

ystd went to make class t
bunch of slave drivers like AU WAI LOONG
said that im the best at typing and all those shit
thanks for the compliment
but i got to sit in the shop and type out all the shit
while they slack ._.

oh well.
nobody thanked me ==
and the shop the ceiling
had shirt designs
i shall name a few
"safe sex"
"all woman are bitches"
"medical authorities have proven
that we can get aids from
hearing something from an asshole like you"
oh oh and my fave is cartman one
south park "screw you guys im going home"

LOL

and i ate like
big mac meal
double cheeseburger
and a 6 piece nugget for lunch that day
like wow ._.

today nothing much happened
tried to learn piano
and actually wanted to go ah loong's house
but didn't
cause i want come home.
lol :D

okay i shall go in game with jie now
bye

ulcer under tongue

2008-05-14T03:22:00.000-07:00

is totally shit man.

pain like !@#$%#@%^&

anyway i'm beginning to feel left out among some of my "friends" ._.
oh well.alls well ends well.
have been listening to oldies recently.
especially canto ones.
it's just that,
they're just so uber

last time song nicer than now one can
people who don't like just quiet down now.

anyway physics paper today.
was the last paper.
hard la can
and something very funny that wai loong wrote:
question 1c) what do you use to measure a 6m cable. wai loongs ans : KM ruler

walao laugh like shit please.
a fucking km ruler(if it really exists) is longer than the hall we doing the exam in la !
after that was forced to neo print with sarah chu and cheyenne wan
didn't pay money obviously =.=

after that uhm
ate pastamania
sarah cheyenne and joel poor thing la
share one plate of caborana
and i obviously once again paid no attention
and ate one whole plate myself ._.

nothing really happened though.
oh wait
morning i took the early bus
got there like 30 min early
sat at macs and waited =.=

vinod came.
and than i ask him why people so late and he was like.
yesterday world war 3
japanese attacked
they injured
i was like
huh ? -.-

i swear man
this are times that encourage to keep me going -.-

this is when i was talking to mr wong
me : eh i go bathe first
him : kk
him :small body like urs juz use moist towelettes wipe can liaoz
him : 1 piece can use 5 days

like wth la
but i was laughing like hell lol.

okay this is another one
him : short n tall no diff right
him : still human right ?
him : juz that you no need kneel down to suck my cock liaoz lo

wth right ?

my eyes are like half closed now -.-
but don't want to sleep
it's 6pm leh.

anyway
this is a song that i learnt
from darius ng
the tune is from teen titan's theme song
it goes something like this.....

when theres trouble you know who to call (someone's name)
when his pants drop you can see it all (someone's name)
his underwear is pink color
and on the side there's two flowers
and in the middle there's a barbie doll !(someone's name)
1,2,3,4
(someone's name)

insert a name in the someone's name
okay okay enough for today bye bye

2008-05-12T02:22:00.000-07:00

hello people.
it's the exam this two weeks.
and it was rather
uhm. stressful ? =l

nevertheless it was fun.
like on friday.
caught what happens in vegas with cheyenne joel wailoong vinod and jolyn.

was super funny show.
and something funny happened before it too
me wailoong and vinod were like searching for lunch in 7/11
like really searching.literally.
wai loong came to this pau machine
you know the inside hot hot one
than store the pau's inside ?
ya that one.

he didn't know how to open the damn thing lor
he was like fiddling with the handle
than he gave up
and i pull the handle only the thing open.
than he was like facing the door of the machine la
so when i open
the steam all come out
than go on his face or don't know what
suddenly he was like "UWAGHHHHHH"
walau super funny please
me and vinod kept laughing.

than after that
me and wai loong went down basement
to buy food.
i wanted to buy a hot dog
but ended up with unagi bento.
BUT STILL WANTED TO GET THE HOT DOG
but very ex lol
than went in watch the movie lor

after that went to play table soccer.
and i just found out that hitler has only one testicle
so cool !!!

okay on the day we have chem exam
eldrid was like having pure phy.

was super funny
we finish like 1 hour before them i think.
than after that i kept laughing at him when he doing his graph work
than he wrote fuck phy on the graph paper and showed me and wai loong
than we laughed duh.

than i still keep laugh at him
than he use the fucking curve ruler
and whack my chair
than got this loud bang
than both of us just put down our heads and laugh and laugh

today poa paper.
the mr ngian first one find me
cause i finished than need hand up both q paper and ans paper together
need tie
than the question paper no hole
than i was like
how to tie with no hole !
than he turn to wai loong and say
teach him how to do he don't know how tie
wai loong gave the super blur look.
than he further commented to me"you better don't take myob so stupid"
LOL

than me eldrid and wai loong laugh.
than in the end use hole puncher lor.
than we were still laughing
so the mr sean tan
came to us
and wanted to whack us three's head
than we laugh again -.-

anyway im pissed with my dad
mum got into hospital still kp
she dont want tell me which hospital
say i dont care
aiya whatever la -.-

and he got all emo when he found out she in hospital
i think he still likes her
stupid bitches ._.

okay i'm going off now
oh and im lazy to upload the lyrics but remember to listen to this song called
horny
is nice kay ;x

bye
fuck my dad =.=

2008-05-02T23:19:00.000-07:00

hi people.
life is teh sucks
how about yours ?

i just lost my phone
and my dad gave me his n73 which i totally don't like.
and he bought the phone i wanted for himself.
fucking dick

aiya anyway.
i just realised something very important.
through a stupid dream and maths class =.=
don't ask me what
it's fucking dumb lol.

and councillor josh tried to make me get over it
but i dare say he failed :O

so like labour day caught iron man
it was
great ?
okay la not that good from what i expected
but still good

i think i'm going to catch it again with dotty and sharon :O

by the way
patapon is pissing me off
i need this last item
called the bunny head helmet.
i got it three times already
fuck
and than
i keep forgetting to save !!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

T_T
the horror of the bunny head
and i've got four ulcers man =.=
one on my tongue
one on the left side of my mouth
and other two on the other side
fucking painful pls

i like played
msn games with mei ee ystd night
and i realised she keep losing cause she wasn't paying attention
so i played with kenneth
he won me in reversi i won him in checkers
than it was sudoku and shyt like that

was very funny please
checkers
he move up move down
cause he need get past me
so i keep following him so he cannot get past

than he was like i shall be the man
than he move the other piece.
he lost.

and than it was pool
was very funny also
we shoot properly keep miss
we anyhow shoot all the ball go in
lmao.

yesterday went to harbourfront
watch people eat
than went home ._.

at school after exam at canteen very funny
mr wong came.
and he found out that this xavier guy from sec 2 likes cheyenne
and he commented that he was freaking rich
but cheyenne don't like him
than i was like
why don't you cheat his money than break
than cheyenne was like i'm not that kind of person
than mr wong suddenly very random and said
whats wrong with it ?
than all of us were like huh ?
then he was like
the cheating money plan is good stuff

than we all laughed
lol

now i'm rotting at home
downloading rakion to play with my weiru jie
cause it happens that both of us having dillema's with
life and stuff.

i shall end this post here
fuck my dad and the ulcers _|_

2008-04-30T04:06:00.000-07:00

well woopee doo
you finally know huh
finally found out the big secret of who andre likes.
and it's kinda shocking ain't it ?
i warned you.

and you got offline just when i got online !
thats like wow you know. wow.
now you won't even talk to me huh.
well let me just tell you this alright.

I ain't no monster.
come on now I'm not scary one bit.

i know you're scared or whatever
avoiding me
don't worry i promise i'll get over it soon.
It's not like me to get like emo or cut wrist or whatever it is
that emo people do.
like hell no.
die for another ?
hell no.

you're just another crush.
soon it will be over.
so can u stop avoiding it dammit.
AND YOU STILL OWE ME A STORY BOOK.

ok.
don't ask me whats that about if you don't know just shut up please.
the day started off pretty nicely.
i got a dream the previous night.
a very funny weird and i'm glad i had it kind of dream ?
don't worry
people who are reading this blog are not inside.
i know who reads this blog man ._.
and i slept from 7-11.30 where i msged ppl telling about my funny dream.
than i slept at 11.35 all the way to morning

so i was quite happy ya.
not tired one bit and stuff
finally went to school not being tired

was happy happy UNTIL
maths class where i found out some stupid stuff have happened.
and i started being pessimistic.
god man ._.

anyway i had weiru jie and some other people to help me get over it
thanks :O

I finally thought going to have a happy day lor
until maths tsks.
everyday have been stress
now.
even more stress.
someone just make me relax please

i simply miss the old times
reminiscing about the past makes me laugh sometimes
all the dumb things i have done while i was still a kid
you know ?
i never wish to grow up.

tsks. look at me talking like i'm a young boy
believing in peter pan story's

so i like learnt how to play the piano today after studying with samson wong au wai loong
benz tay(not really him) wu jun de dean and deme.

i shall upload the photos right about now :D

this was when i got very pissed off ._.

ok ok stupid photos lol.
now i shall dedicate this song
well
to joshua for inspiring me to put this song by irritating me with this
all the time in maths class
lets give a warm welcome to
simple plan - happy together

Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night, it's only right
To think about the girl you love and hold her tight
So happy together

If I should call you up, invest a dime
And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
Imagine how the world could be, so very fine
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

If I should call you up, invest a dime (Call you up)
And you say you belong to me and ease my mind (Ease my mind)
Imagine how the world could be, so very fine (Very fine)
So happy together (together)

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life [x2]

About my life (Yeah!)

Call you up
Ease my mind, Ease my mind, Ease my mind!

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life [x2]

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

So happy together (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
So happy together (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
So how is the weather? (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
So happy together (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)

good night ladies and gentlemen.
byebye.

2008-04-27T04:23:00.000-07:00

hahahahaha
caught this movie today
i sense jealousy
the super funny m18 harold and kumar.
but it contains porn.
lots of it.
some funny lines from it
"DUDE your pubes are longer than osama bin ladin's beard"
lol
and "you know ppl go around saying topless ?
well it sucks.i'm starting my own trend of bottomless"
lol very stupid

you guys must be wondering how i sneaked in
i told the ticketing guy
wa uncle u see me small size u liddat la
ppl say ppl 18 years old u dun belive
than he just let me in

LOL
damn funny
the stupid sharon ng
again
say want dinner
but in the end dun wan
cause she's lazy to go out of house ._.

stupid pork.
im finally dling south park movie
weeeee
exams coming lor super sian.

tmr have maths test.
i hope i pass lol =l

going to study soon
toodles

2008-04-26T03:35:00.000-07:00

HELLO PEOPLE
it's loco roco madness.
i've been playing it again
in order to get all the items.
i belive i can do it ;x

loco roco is like super cute please
a ball rolling around growing fat
woo hoo ! the enjoyment
lol.

i finally found a video converter
now i can put vids into my psp woohoo !
and guess whats the first one thats going in.
thats right !!
it's south parkzx

anyway.
i uninstalled audition.
sorry mei ee :P
and i'm playing cabal with low jian feng.

ask me go his server lor.
bleeding hell =l

and i'm a regular !
ranked up when i lvl 14 woo !

lols

okok.
lets have a recap over the week now shall we ?
it has been a depressing week.
people pissing me off all over the week
one person i would point out
would be ashraf ahmad.
from outram secondary school sec 3/4
kill him would you ?

he's fucking irritating please
i knew from the first time i see him i wouldn't like him.
I even told vinod he would feel he's irritating
but did he belive me ?
of course not.
who ever belived me ._.

somehow everything i say is right
but nobody wants to pay attention to me
tut tut tut.

and ms chow
asked mr wong to make me stay back
to study
with wailoong.
what da fak

and wailoong
stays back
EVERYDAY DAMMIT =.=
which means i'm going to be in school after school.
for the whole of my secondary school life.

sianzx ji puazxzxzx

and i watched american idol on one of the days
it was thursday if i'm not wrong
you guys know the song bleeding love right
well the singer went singing on stage that day
and one part
one very special part got me disturbed.
while she was hitting the high note
she touched her V*****.
disturbing scenes
brr~

and i wish i had their voices
so heavenly ~.~
why aren't i talented.
dammit man =l

oh well guess it's just not fated >.>
ANYWAY
on friday
stayed back until around 3 plus ?
study study
i didn't do much actually ;x

and than me wailoong and cheyenne
went over to cathay
only to find out that it wasn't showing the super hero movie
so we went over to plaza sing and watched.
joel and jolyn joined us soon after in mcdonalds.
joel joined us for the movie and jolyn went for drumming lessons :O

the movie was super funny
the dragonfly is drake bell.
but the only bad thing about the movie.
it's showing in singapore.
if you don't know what that means
it means the mda
cut away alot of scenes lor.
i'm so downloading the uncut version.

anyway got home and father kpkb about being online.
tsks.

and my stupid
mother
sharon ng !
never invite me to bbq
evil shit

give excuses like
is her family bbq
walao
mean
i know they're lies ;x
hahahahahaha

okok before i sign off this very long post
let me present a very nice song.
Memory which is written by the author of phantom of the oprea
andrew llyod webber
(i think it's a stupid name)

OH AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY THANE CHAN
even though i don't really like you for fucking sitting at my place
and don't leave because of pherlyn or something and some other various things
happy bday
like you're gonna read it write ? well,it's the heart that counts.
TOODLES

Midnight
Not a sound from the pavement
Has the moon lost her memory?
She is smiling alone
In the lamplight
The withered leaves collect at my feet
And the wind begins to moan

Memory
All alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again

Every streetlamp
Seems to beat a fatalistic warning
Someone mutters
And the streetlamp gutters
And soon it will be morning

Daylight
I must wait for the sunrise
I must think of a new life
And I musn't give in
When the dawn comes
Tonight will be a memory too
And a new day will begin

Burnt out ends of smoky days
The stale cold smell of morning
The streetlamp dies, another night is over
Another day is dawning

Touch me
It's so easy to leave me
All alone with the memory
Of my days in the sun
If you touch me
You'll understand what happiness is

Look
A new day has begun

2008-04-20T15:58:00.000-07:00

Well well well,
It's 7 in the morning and i have nothing better to do ._.
So i have decided to blog !!
i shall stop blogging when it reaches 7.15
when i go to bathe ._.

sian sia. don't want go school
why do monday mornings suck so much ? =l

anyway first period is gona be pe.
going to play basketball again i guess.
since it's not my turn to do napfa yet =l

i've made a decision to save money
for an everlast shoe =l
i need more shoes seriously

and clothes too =l
all my shirts getting smaller pls =l

i don't know why but i'm putting in old greenday songs into my psp =l
i'm such an antique =l

who wants to go shopping with me !!
i seriously need to go on a shopping spree one day
lol
even though i'm a guy but still

ok i think i'm going to bathe now
but first !!
i'll go check on something
toodles :D

2008-04-19T05:07:00.000-07:00

I'M HERE TO BLOG
cause the frigging download for anime's is so damn long.
tut tut tut.

stupid veoh. download finish say cannot play this format that format
k la anyway. lets have a review of the week shall we ?

monday - nothing happened.
tuesday - nothing happened.
wednesday - nothing happened.
thursday - nothing happened.
friday
oh friday alot funny shit.

the vinod.
better known as loser
says that i'm not fit to play snooker
as the stick is taller than me.

crap reason
and than i gave him a million reasons that i can play
and another million saying that it's just a stick
and another million explaining it has it's uses.

was damn funny.
he was frustrated.
i gave him uses like.
"it can be stuffed into people's holes"
"it can be used to make gerald cry"
"it can be used to bbq"
"it can be used to poke people's eyeball out"
"it can be used to stab people to death"
and many more.
it was very stupid

i stayed outside his lift and didn't let it go up and continued
but the stupid lift auto close door.
open also cannot
basket ._.

oh and friday
we went to eat
kfc
benda they all there.
they got coupon.
we jealous

than than !!
got one auntie
come up to us
and gave us coupons !!
woo !
lol save money $.$

than went back school to help out with green carnival booth.
as usual.
i did
NOTHING !!

yay to andre. lol
than at night went online
we had a very stupid conversation.
with a few stupid people.

we said things like
horny wee's pee is the cause of the tsunami.
he's sperms will obilerate mankind.
the sperms will suck our brains out of our body and shit.

it was seriously very dumb.
and wailoong did something quite dumb.
he is sinful for doing that
sinners.
what to do ?
i shan't say what he has done.
ask people for it.

ok today is green carnival
as usual
i did
nothing.
again
lol

only the part where goh come
only i was at the booth lo.
lucky he never ask questions.
cause i don't know shit about our booth lol.

after that
horny wee was interviewed by the great mr wong.
he was jealous that nobody calls him horny
and he was trying to find out why people was calling him that.
super funny i tell you.
and i learnt something new
pitch a tent if you don't know what's that , ask :D

than went to blue box.
played metal slug
complete once.
slept on the floor.
people woke me up
only to see they weren't going to pack up booth

than i climbed on to the net ball cage
and slept
lol.
don't ask why
but it was quite comfortable.
it just need's to be softer.
and bigger
it will be the perfect bed lol.

caught forbidden kingdom with
ivan dominic eldrid wai loong pei shan and some other people
i found out who kenneth is.
lol..

it was quite an entertaining show.
but i feel that it was a waste of money.
the irony. i know.

after that i scammed wc and jessica to go to bus stop
to find jia yu
only to go home and pang seh them
i feel evil.
wait no. no i don't.

okok my download has finished.
i shall go watch.
fugging long post.

2008-04-12T22:14:00.000-07:00

I don't belive this.
I'm actually blogging again.
TSKS
sure stop after awhile =l
i think :O

lol I'm like quarreling with low jianfeng on msn now.
for those who don't know him.(like who does he's a loser ;x)
he's my cousin.
He keeps doing the opposite of what i say la.
ask him play cabal he play wow
than now i play maple he play cabal.
fugged up -.-

deserves to die.
ANYWAY !!
I'm feeling damn shag la.
Supposed to study this year.
But cannot concentrate.
normally study for like.
uhm 5 mins.
Than i would sleep or i would just play my psp.
THE PSP IS DISTRACTING ME
I've been playing the fugging thing for like
everyday.
till like 11+12+1+
and than i would wake up late the next day.
fug man.
*BURNS PSP IN HELL
(kay maybe i won't bear)

school's been.Well.....
fugged up.
I just can't get used to the new class

i finally got a new wallet and the razer headpiece.
cheyenne got me the wallet for my LAST year birthday
LAST LEH !! (emphasize on the word last)
anyway
the headpiece and the wallet is teh rockz

Went to vivo yesterday.
actually went school first
than got really really really really bored and hot.
really hot.
did i mention hot ?
yes it was very hot.

so went to vivo lo.
sat at the book store and read books.
I READ OKAY !
the book was quite dumb la
but it was nice.
after that was sort of tortured to go to church
like wth right ._.

and than.
i realised.
i wore my shirts the other way round
LIKE OMFG LMAO

so changed once i got off the mrt
imagine how many people think that i'm a retard ._.
after church went to vivo AGAIN
to eat.Nothing much really happened.

well.
i'm going to end here today :O
am going to rot at home and today !!
woohoo !
shootmenow.

2008-04-12T21:53:00.000-07:00

I can't belive i'm going to start this blogging shit again.
I guess it's just for being bored.
TEST-fugging turtle ;x